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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

New pet and another dirty mouth to feed (joke)?

A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home.

She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldn't be as much work as say a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.

She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot.

She went to the owner of the store and asked how much.

The owner said it was $50.

Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse.

Sometimes it says pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. She said she would buy it anyway.

The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

Update:

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought that's not so bad.

A couple hours later, the woman's two teenage daughters returned from school.

When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but than began to laugh about the situation.

A couple of hours later, the woman's husband came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new whores, Hi George!"

Update 2:

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    My eldest blond says... I dont get it..(she's more blond dan me)

    I explained that the bird from the w-house recognised her hubby.... She just coughed and sprayed me with her drink.

    THANKS ALOT Mr Hampster....

    see what happens in a houseful of blonds....You could really uses our lives as inspiration for yr jokes..

    keep m coming W-H

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • Lady C
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Very Funny LoL!

  • 1 decade ago

    Uh-oh, George is in trouble!!!!! Nice one

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  • 1 decade ago

    Oh, George is in trouble. LMAO

  • Nuzzie
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Hahahaha good

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL!

    thats really funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    Damn. That George is in trouble.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that is a very funny joke

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    WOW! Simply lovely! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! As usual your jokes are awesome! Star for you!!!

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