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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

What's the difference between cat's and dog's???

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide

me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They

must be gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide

me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I

must be a god!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    thats why i love my p*ssy xxxx

  • 1 decade ago

    I've had both a dog and a cat. They're both really different/ Dogs are more playful and active than cats are. Cats just want to cuddle =]

  • 1 decade ago

    BUT i have a dog that thinks she is a cat, she sits on th back of the couches, and she is like 68 lbs. its not good on the couch, and if she could purrr she would! when we first brought her home she was only around cats, and she plays with my friends dog like she is a cat, more "pawing at" then anything else....its too funny!! but i think dogs are a lot more intellegent, they learn tricks and commands, only one cat that i have ever had played fetch but she thought she was a guard dog too....lol

  • 1 decade ago

    The cat thinks its a god because he's getting everything he wants but the dogs are thanking you for giving them everything so they say that we are gods.

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  • oxo_07
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I don't know much about cats, but this is what I know about dogs.

    *Take up too much space.

    *have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners.

    *mark their territory.

    *pass gas shamelessly.

    *very suspicious of the postman.

    *feels guilty when they're done something wrong.

    *very direct about wanting to go out.

    *you can train dogs.

    *dogs understand what "no" means.

    *dogs do not have problems expressing affection in pulic.

    *dogs mean it when they kiss you.

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • 1 decade ago

    I've had both, and while dogs are awesome, I've had cats more loving then any dog I've had before... My current dogs are different though :]

  • 1 decade ago

    Dogs are super loving and cats are only loving when they feel like it. Dogs are messy cats are filthy.

    Source(s): I've owned both.
  • 1 decade ago

    This is why I love cats and dogs :)

    p.s. plurals don't need apostrophes (cat's should be cats unless you're talking about the cat's tail or something)

  • Oh lol took me a while to understand that, that's true. I love dogs but i'm scared of them lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    Still, a dog requires you to walk it 3 times a day in rainstorms, blizzards, hurricanes, you name it. A cat does its own thing #

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