omg! this is the best blonde joke i have heard in a long while!!!?

ok so being a blonde it did take me a moment! haha lol


A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

lmfao! ahahhahhahahhaa you like? star please! =D


texas underdog: lol funny =] but i am blonde i kno north! its ^up right? jk jk =D

Update 2:

and seaweedsara: yea i knew it wouldnt be funnyest to everyone! but it was to me! =D haha

Update 3:

oh skelanimals! you put blondes to shame! haha lol

it wont be funny if i explain! oh ok its b/c shes blonde she sent the kid back saying she kidnapped him then coz the mom was blonde she gave her the money! =] get it? xx

Update 4:

omg! really really thanks so much everyone! wow i have more stars than answers! cool! =D

17 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    blaaaaa hhahahahahahah hehehehehh LOLLOLOLOL LMAO, I am a blonde, and I laughed so hard, I cried and made myself cough (I have an upper resp infection)

  • 4 years ago

    Starring this funny joke. The best blonde joke I've heard so far. Just now reading it in 2016, but still, keep up the good humor.

  • 1 decade ago

    One good joke deserves another:

    One blonde can make a difference! At least that is what the blonde in this joke thought.

    She was tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart.

    In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state. It wasn't an easy task, but she was determined and eventually managed to do it.

    A few days later she was in a bar, and heard a couple of men laughing at a blonde joke. This was the perfect opportunity to start righting all the wrongs that had been done to blondes in the past - she would set these men straight!

    Marching over at a rapid pace she announced,

    "It isn't true that all blondes are stupid, and I will prove it. Just ask me the capital of any American state, and I will tell you what it is."

    Although a little surprised, the men did challenge her and asked,

    "Ok, how about Arizona?"

    The Blonde, after pausing for a moments thought, proudly gave the answer,


  • 4 years ago

    Manchester City will walk the FA cup final

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lmao, That is the best blonde joke i've heard in ages. :)

  • 1 decade ago

    Best blonde joke ever!

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't believe it.

    How many blondes do you know, that can tell which way is North?


  • 1 decade ago

    nice lol that was funny gave me a laugh

  • 1 decade ago

    It was interesting but not the funniest I've heard.

  • 1 decade ago not a blonde and i dont get it

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