What is the worst romantic evening you have ever spent?

I had related before in a Valentine's Day question on my old account that one Valentine's Day, my girlfriend and I were both sick, yet still tried to go the full distance, physically speaking: Me: "Are you enjoying this? It looks like you're trembling with pleasure, but I feel so nauseous,... show more I had related before in a Valentine's Day question on my old account that one Valentine's Day, my girlfriend and I were both sick, yet still tried to go the full distance, physically speaking:

Me: "Are you enjoying this? It looks like you're trembling with pleasure, but I feel so nauseous, I'm about to barf."

Her: "Those aren't trembles of pleasure, I'm having chills."

Yeah, that evening sucked.

What is the worst romantic evening you have ever spent?
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