Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

I've decided to trim the ugly white borders off of all of the cards in my Geek's baseball card collection

I figure the fact that he leaves them strewn around the house is his way of hinting to me that he wants me to "clean them up"...

Sharpie Fun:

*Rookie cards - evil mustaches

*Gold cards - clown hair

*Barry Bonds "Home Run History" cards - big hairy balls (since I'm sure he's missing them about now)

*Derek Jeter cards - Boobs (All Yankee cards get boobs... Derek just looks the prettiest)

Do you think he'll love me more?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I'm sorry..... I'm baseball illiterate.

    Source(s): Can someone translate?
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  • Judith
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    I'm reaching about 750. I have a Jimmie Foxx, Fred Lynn, Ozzie Smith, Ken Griffey Jr., Kirby Puckett, and Mike Piazza. If you think that's amazing, my friend has Joe Dimaggio, Frank Robinson, Tom Seaver, Cal Ripken Jr., and Ted Williams. Another one of my friends has 5 Mickey Mantle's

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nothing says lovin' like baseball cards in the oven.

    PS That second guy is not qualified to clean up your lawn. Get Fighter's 2 year old.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You should draw casts on all the Ken Griffey Jr cards too. Arm, leg, either way. Maybe just encase him in bubble wrap if you could draw that.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Did you get to his Honus Wagner collection yet? He'll love you long-time for your art and paper cutting skills.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    as long as no White Sox cards were harmed, I'm game.

    p.s. you should have drawn a skirt on Jeter. fyi.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You might wanna consider adding nicknames to some of those players.

    Oh, he'll love you all right.

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  • 1 decade ago

    NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Step away from the sharpie...put the scissors down...We can talk about this...Let hostages, er..um, Let the cards go. They are innocent, and can be sold on ebay for a good price.

    Don't do it.

    He won't love you more...

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  • BILL
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    All your going to do is to ruin any value the cards may have now or in the future

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think you need to video record his reaction as that could be priceless! Will he freak out, break down in tears, or go looking for you with murder in his eyes?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think he will be so proud to have such a crafty lady around the house.

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