I've decided to trim the ugly white borders off of all of the cards in my Geek's baseball card collection

I figure the fact that he leaves them strewn around the house is his way of hinting to me that he wants me to "clean them up"... Sharpie Fun: *Rookie cards - evil mustaches *Gold cards - clown hair *Barry Bonds "Home Run History" cards - big hairy balls (since I'm sure he's... show more I figure the fact that he leaves them strewn around the house is his way of hinting to me that he wants me to "clean them up"...

Sharpie Fun:

*Rookie cards - evil mustaches
*Gold cards - clown hair
*Barry Bonds "Home Run History" cards - big hairy balls (since I'm sure he's missing them about now)
*Derek Jeter cards - Boobs (All Yankee cards get boobs... Derek just looks the prettiest)


Do you think he'll love me more?
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