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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

ok folks last one funny or not?

A Polish man married a Canadian girl, after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.

Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick. "

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

Husband: "An acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms."

LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

Husband: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

Husband: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

Husband: "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

Husaband: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes "

LAWYER: "No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?"

Husband: "NO, I'm always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

Husband: "NO, she is white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

Husband: "SHE going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

Husband: "I got proof."

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

Husband: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says, 'Polish Remover.'"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    One last Groaner before bed....

    Thanx love! I'll be giggling in my dreams

    :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • 1 decade ago

    Aw, don't stop now, keep 'em coming

    Can't stop laughing

    Have 3 stars & 15/10

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  • 1 decade ago

    funny lol i get it he is polish and she got a polish remover! Ur a riot!

    youre joke is so funny, i starred it! i never star jokes.

  • 4 years ago

    Hi Chris, Hahahahahahahaha..That woke me up it's after 1:00am here Thanks for the laugh. Here's a Star My Friend. A Friend, poppy1

  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny!

    Polish remover!!!!

    does your wife beat you up?

    No, im always up before her!

    LOL!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    It took me a couple minutes to get it, but it was hillarious. star for you.

  • 1 decade ago

    well the polish needs to "polish" his english.

    ha ha great one.

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

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