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徵英翻中LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL

LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL

Submitted by Peggy Preuss-O'Brien

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A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas

and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels

nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, "Is

this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off

down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully

unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where

the madame responded,

"Why yes sir, this IS a union house."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the UPS man said. He looked around the room

and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for

the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the madame, then, gesturing to an

obese fifty-five year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here

has seniority."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    一名熱忱的聯合工作者出席一次會議在拉斯□加斯

    並且, 因為您會期望, 決定檢查地方妓院

    附近。當他得到了到第一個, 他要求夫人, "是

    這聯合房子?"

    "沒有," 她回復了, "我抱歉它不是。"

    "很好, 如果我支付您$100, 什麼被切開做女孩得到?"

    "房子得到$80 並且女孩得到$20 。"

    強大地觸犯在這樣不合理的往來, 人重踏

    在街道下尋找一更加公平, 有希望地

    使成為工會的商店。

    他的查尋繼續直到他最後到達的妓院

    女士反應了,

    "為什麼是這先生, 是聯合房子。"

    人要求, "並且如果我支付您$100, 什麼被切開做女孩得到?"

    "女孩得到$80 並且房子得到$20 。"

    "是更多像!" UPS 人說。他看了在屋子附近

    並且指向一驚人有吸引力白膚金髮。"我會想要她為

    夜。"

    "我是肯定的您會, 先生," 女士說, 然後, 打手勢對

    肥胖五十五名歲婦女在角落, "但Ethel 這裡

    有長輩。"

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  • 1 decade ago

    一個專心致力於工作的工會會員到拉斯維加斯參加一場展覽, 在此期間, 他興致勃勃的決定去逛逛當地的妓院. 於是, 當他到了第一家妓院時, 他先問老鴇 "這是工會員工所工作的妓院嗎?"

    老鴇回答 "我很抱歉, 這裡不是!"

    於是他又問 "如果我付100元, 那女孩可以賺得多少?"

    老鴇回答 "妓院抽80元, 女孩賺20元."

    他聽了之後覺得這真是個不公平的待遇, 於是忿忿不平的繼續在街頭閒逛, 希望能找到一家對待員工較公平, 並且是工會員工所工作的妓院.

    他終於如願的找到一家妓院, 而且老鴇告訴他 "這裡是工會員工所工作的妓院."

    於是他問道 "如果我付100元, 那女孩可以賺得多少?"

    老鴇回答 "女孩賺80元, 妓院抽20元."

    優必速的員工說 "這才像話嘛!!" 他環顧了一周, 然後指著一個非常標緻而且吸引人的金髮女郎說 "我今晚就要她了!"

    老鴇回答 "我知道你一定會要她的." 說完之後, 老鴇用手指向一個肥胖的55歲老女人說 "但是愛莎兒在這裡比較資深!"

    注: 這應該是個美國笑話, 因為在美國參加工會的員工無論在那個公司, 都是以資歷為主. 誰先進入該公司, 誰就能優先選擇或得到任何新開放的工作, 所以優必速的員工付了100元選了那位金髮女郎, 但依照妓院和工會的協議, 那位肥胖的55歲老女人將會是為他服務的妓女.

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