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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

ok folks last one hows this then funny or true Redneck Family Tree?

Many many years ago when I was twenty three,

I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter

Who had hair of red.

My father fell in love with her,

And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law

And changed my very life.

My daughter was my mother,

For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,

Although it brought me joy.

I soon became the father

Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became

A brother-in-law to dad.

And so became my uncle,

Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,

Then that also made him brother

To the widow's grown-up daughter

Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,

Who kept them on the run.

And he became my grandson,

For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother

And it makes me blue.

Because, although she is my wife,

She's my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,

Then I am her grandchild.

And every time I think of it,

It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become

The strangest case you ever saw.

As the husband of my grandmother,

I am my own grandpa.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    People say rednecks aren't smart.....

    But I think it takes some smarts to keep all that straight....

    ROTFLMHineyOff!!

    ;)

    xoxoxoxoxox

  • poppy1
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Hi Chris,

    Oh Boy it's a Redneck for sure if I followed you right... In fact I have a headache trying to keep-up with you...You are a true Redneck now My Friend..No doubt about it and it is funny in a weird sort of way.. A Big Star and I enjoyed your joke totally My Friend..

    A Friend,

    poppy1

  • 1 decade ago

    Brilliant!

  • Amie
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    I liked that one heaps. If you mix age, treachery, bullshit, brilliance, experience and some additional education, then you indeed have a formidable enemy. Sounds like a "Wrong way go back" road safety sign.

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  • ~Y~
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    wow, well planned, for the person who wrote it! lots of twists

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    Confused family, lol.!!!

    Good one Chris.!!!

    Cheers for a smile.!!!

  • sounds like those day time soap operas.

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    please answer http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al...

  • 1 decade ago

    an old joke, but a good one, lol ;)

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha! that is really funny and confusing.

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