ok folks last one hows this then funny or true Redneck Family Tree?
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa.
- BabetteLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
People say rednecks aren't smart.....
But I think it takes some smarts to keep all that straight....
- poppy1Lv 71 decade ago
Oh Boy it's a Redneck for sure if I followed you right... In fact I have a headache trying to keep-up with you...You are a true Redneck now My Friend..No doubt about it and it is funny in a weird sort of way.. A Big Star and I enjoyed your joke totally My Friend..
- 1 decade ago
- AmieLv 44 years ago
I liked that one heaps. If you mix age, treachery, bullshit, brilliance, experience and some additional education, then you indeed have a formidable enemy. Sounds like a "Wrong way go back" road safety sign.
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- ~Y~Lv 41 decade ago
wow, well planned, for the person who wrote it! lots of twists
- JAM123Lv 71 decade ago
Ha ha ha.!!!
Confused family, lol.!!!
Good one Chris.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!!
- 1 decade ago
sounds like those day time soap operas.
- Luck dragonLv 71 decade ago
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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- NathanielLv 51 decade ago
an old joke, but a good one, lol ;)
- iluvgoldie2Lv 51 decade ago
ha ha! that is really funny and confusing.