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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

The English Language - true or not?

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it

English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England

French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted

But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.

If the plural of tooth is teeth

Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth

If the teacher taught,

Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables

What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?

Why do people recite at a play

Yet play at a recital?

Park on driveways and

Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy

Of a language where a house can burn up as

It burns down

And in which you fill in a form

By filling it out

And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers

And it reflects the creativity of the human race

(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why

When the stars are out they are visible

But when the lights are out they are invisible

And why it is that when I wind up my watch

It starts

But when I wind up this observation,

It ends.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Very good ! (*)

  • 1 decade ago

    Very clever. Brilliant

  • 1 decade ago

    This is like something i have heard

    English is one of the most difficult languages to learn

  • 1 decade ago

    This sounds like something I heard before. It was similar to this one.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Very good

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    heres another,what use is a dictionary if you cant spell a word? you gotta love us english

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha, i am still trying to learn the english language, lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes very true.

  • 1 decade ago

    Very clever and so true.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Excellent and very true. lol

  • franja
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Can - open...

    Worms - all OVER the place!

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