Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Can you pronounce this place's name very slowly? (joke)?

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,

"Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."

Update:

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Update 2:

by all means, you can replace the blond with a studend who has a liberal arts degree if you retell the joke.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Hahahahhah! They got dissed by a blonde!

  • 4 years ago

    A Newfie went to Spain; he didn't speak spanish but was told if he spoke slowly he would be understood. He went to a bar and said "caann III haavve aa Beeeerrr pleeeaasse?" The bartender said "wheerrre aarrre yoouu frooommm?" The Newfie said "Coorrrnnnerrr Brrooookk Neewwffoouuunnnddllaanndd." The bartender said "Thunderin' Jaysis bye! I'm from St. Johns! What are we doin' speakin' spanish?"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha Ha! that was so funny I love reading blonde jokes even though I am blonde

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha! that is funny! blonde jokes usually are.

  • Mrs. J
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Blondes are so dumb and funny

  • heard this one before, it's funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL! Good joke!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL -- do you want fries with that?

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