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Ten Best Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk They told me at the blood bank this might happen. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time! I... show more Ten Best Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about
in that time management course you sent me to.

Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You
probably got here just in time!

I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?

Someone spiked the coffee machine.

..in the name of Jesus...Amen

Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out
a solution to our biggest problem.
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