They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about
in that time management course you sent me to.
Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You
probably got here just in time!
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
Someone spiked the coffee machine.
..in the name of Jesus...Amen
Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out
a solution to our biggest problem.