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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Hilarious typing errors?

Have you ever been talking to someone

and they made a spelling/typing error.

which sounded really funny/seedy/stupid ??

Tell the world!!!

makes me laugh haha

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  • pepper
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    A friend sent me a joke about typing the wrong email. I thought it was funny/cute =)

    A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!

    A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during

    particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where

    they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

    Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their

    travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida

    on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

    The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room,

    so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally

    left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his

    error, sent the email.

    Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from

    her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory

    following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email

    expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the

    first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the

    room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which

    read:

    To: My Loving Wife

    Subject: I've Arrived

    Date: October 16, 2004

    I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now

    and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just

    arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been

    prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you

    then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

    P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have a few, but there only funny at the time :)

    I was on msn and there was a moth in my room and my friend told me to hit it, but she spelt it as 'Hi tit' :) Made me chuckle at the time :)

    She was also joknig around to our friend ajck and she attempted to say, Beasty guy! But she said breasty instead :)

    My friend also says guve me a few secs, and she told her sister to type it to me thru msn and He sister (who is quite young) Said :

    Emma sed she will be ryt bck bcas she had to see the dog and sed giv me a few sex

    Wich was really wuite funny at the time :)

  • Janet
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Scenery = Scented

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's stupid but my friend accidentally typed

    "Gimme a sex"

    as opposed to sec

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  • 1 decade ago

    i... once pounded on the keyboard and i somehow got "i want to f*** you like an animal" of course it was not completely straightforward like that, there were alot of letters jumbled around in there. it was not one of my greater experiences let me tell you that.

  • Hayley
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    my friend tried to write lick and wrote d.ick. it sounded really funny in the sentence he wrote

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have often sent my lady friends my 'beast wishes' or 'worm regards' by accident.

    On IM, I've often asked, "so, what are YOU 'guts' doing tonight?"

  • .
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Well, you'd kinda have to be in the conversation to enjoy it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    a friend wanted to write flush the toilet and he wrote **** the toilet

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    my friend was saying 'whatever tickles your fancy' but it came out 'whatever tickles your fany'

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