jemark
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jemark asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

A small white dot?

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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.

"It's a period," he replied.

"I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so exciting about a period?"

"Wish I knew," he said, "but this morning my sister said she was missing one. Mommy fainted, daddy had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    lol. funni. never herad b4 <3 star 4 u lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hehe, I have another!

    I just made this one up and am proud of it.

    What's common with being a woman and making a sentence?

    Miss a period and that's a mistake.

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  • 1 decade ago

    that is so funny i can imagine what the teacher thought omg

    how do you come up with this stuff

    Source(s): the general
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  • 1 decade ago

    Out of the mouths of babes.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    okay THAT WAS FUNNY! if i spelt anything wrong i am looking threw pop i spit out laughing at this!! I love it!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    funny

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    omg wow that's hilariouss

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  • 1 decade ago

    heard this one, still funny tho :)

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  • Debi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Lolz.

    Thank you

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha...lmfao....u juss made my day! thanks ;-)

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