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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

ok folks time for the kids now so are these funny?

Why did the jellybean go to school?

Because he wanted to become a smartie.

Bird Jokes

Q: What do you give a sick bird?

A: Tweetment!

Q: What's another name for a clever duck?

A: A wise quacker!

Cat Jokes

Q: What's the worst kind of cat to have?

A: A catastrophe!

Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?

A: Chairman Miaow!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A: A cat-a-logue!

Bee jokes

Q: What do you call a bee that keeps trying to get into Australian Idol but can't sing?

A: A Wanna bee!

Q: Who is the bees' favourite singer?

A: Sting!

Q: Who is the bees favourite pop group?

A: The bee gees!

Q: Why do bees hum?

A: Because they've forgotten the words!

Q: What is the bees favourite film?

A: The Sting!

Q: what did the bee say to his mate who wanted to come to his party dressed like a cube

A: Be there and bee square!

Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?

A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?

A: Issues a royal pardon!

Q: What kind of bees always drop things?

A: A fumble bee!

Q: What do bees chew?

A: Bumble gum!

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?

A: Hello honey!

Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

A: Wait at a buzz stop!

Q: What is a baby bee?

A: A little humbug!

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  • poppy1
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Hi Chris,

    Lol Lol Lol... These are cute and a winner for kids.. They put a smile on my face...A Star Chris..

    A Friend,

    poppy1

  • Aoqua
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Yes. But not all suitable for children. Chairman Miaow? Who?

    Anyway, why didn't the two crabs share their food? Because they were two shellfish. And what name did the crab give to his home? Michelle.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahaa!!!

    Better go pick up my head now seeing as I laughed it off lolz!

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

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  • anna
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    hahahahaha funny

  • who
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    roflmao=its funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Those were funny. star for you.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    awwww....they are cute if i was 5 years old!! lol

  • Jade
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    lol these are really really funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol… thanks for the laugh.!

    .star 4 U...!!

    ☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆

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