Condoms and the old xx xx?
while she slipped into her skippiest nightdress, he went to the bathroom............
after waiting 15 minutes she thought she'd better check he was OK. when she looked he was struggling with a condom!
"what are you doing with that condom?" she said " i'm 83!! i can't get pregnant!!"
"no" he says " but you know how dampness affects my arthritis!!"
xx xx xx