Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

condoms and the old xx xx?

An old couple were on Honeymoon.

while she slipped into her skippiest nightdress, he went to the bathroom............

after waiting 15 minutes she thought she'd better check he was OK. when she looked he was struggling with a condom!

"what are you doing with that condom?" she said " i'm 83!! i can't get pregnant!!"

"no" he says " but you know how dampness affects my arthritis!!"

xx xx xx

24 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I can almost relate to that one

  • anna
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago


  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I hope mine doesnt suffer from arthritis lol very funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Remember that joke when you're 83 and see if you still think it's funny.

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  • Mel R
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Very funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Brilliant, hahahaha.

  • 1 decade ago

    Lets hope we never get old.....

    better to burn out than to fade away.

    Source(s): Down on the farm.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ahahahahaha, lol haha thats a gret one! lol haha

  • hahahaha!!!

    very funny lol

    thanks for the laugh.

  • .
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Yet another reason not to get old.

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