the hunting knife...funny??

A guy was driving his truck along the interstate, when he admitted to his wife that he had screwed around on her. She proceeded to cut his penis off with a hunting knife, and throw it out the window.

The penis whizzed through the air and landed momentarily with a "SPLAT" on the windshield of the car behind, before sliding off. The little girl who was riding with her father yelled, "Daddy! Ew, what was that? I'm scared."

Her father said, "Don't worry honey, it was only a bug."

His daughter said, "Wow, that bug really had a huge d**k!"

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  • anna
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    hahahahaha

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  • 1 decade ago

    Nice joke

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  • 1 decade ago

    Lovely jubbly!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Haha.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol very funny one

    have a star

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very funny...and a star for it.

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  • 1 decade ago

    nice joke, hecka funny

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  • LOL! That was a REALLY good one. I'll remember that one for sure, LOL!

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  • 1 decade ago

    hehehehehehehehehehehe

    man thats hillarious

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  • 1 decade ago

    thats so funny give more pls

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