Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Home & GardenGarden & Landscape · 1 decade ago

my mother in law got over the moat i,d dug to keep her out using stilts ,where can i buy a crocodile ?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    i dunno but i'll lend you my shotgun and a few pigeons to make it look good.

  • 1 decade ago

    At Crocodiles R Us, of course! Be sure to get the kind that eats wood, so it can take care of the stilts ;-)

  • RScott
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    If you buy a male croc the two should live happily ever after. RScott

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You can borrow my chainsaw.for the stilts that is. not the mother inlaw.

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  • Woody
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Any DIY store will sell a Crocodile (Clip).

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A Croc-kery shop, of course!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Catch your own, take a day trip to the Everglades. Maybe you could take her along?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Move to darwin, australia, you won't have to buy one, there are hundreds of them roaming wild :o)

  • 1 decade ago

    It's no use. She'll only befriend it. Like seeks like, you know XD just kidding

  • 1 decade ago

    wheres the moat?

    anyway u cant purchase a croc.

    unless u ar a MILLIONAIRE

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