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It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying

the mail through all kinds of weather to the same village.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the

whole family who all congratulated him on his retirement, thanked him

for his years of service, and sent him on his way with a gift token

for £100.

The second house gave him a case of fine 20 year-old Scotch whisky.

The people in the third house gave him a wonderful fishing rod and

reel and all the tackle.

At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a beautiful woman in a

revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, brought him in, closed

the door and gently led him upstairs to the bedroom where she blew his

mind with the most passionate love making that he had ever experienced.

When he couldn't take any more, she went downstairs and prepared him a

giant breakfast of sausages, eggs and bacon and a cup of

freshly-brewed tea. She brought the whole lot up to the bedroom and

served him breakfast in bed.

After he had eaten, she poured him a cup of fresh coffee. While she

was pouring he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cup.

All this was too wonderful for words , he said but what's the Fiver

for?

Well , she said, last night I told my husband that today was your last

day and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what

to give you

He said, 'F **k him. Give him a fiver.'

The breakfast was my idea.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Very good one, woke my wife and told her to read it...... she agreed .... but shes not happy with me for waking her ...I guess I wont be as lucky as Postman Pat tonight! maybe breakfast might be OK in the morning!

  • 4 years ago

    Heard this as a blonde joke before: A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. A genie pops up and grants them all three wishes. The brunette asks if she could be back home. The redhead asks if she could be back with her family. The blonde, feeling lonely asks if she could have her two friends back.

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • Fan-friggen-tastic

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What do call postman Pat when he retires? Pat!

  • 1 decade ago

    Lmao

  • 1 decade ago

    Heh

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lmao!!! get in there Pat!! That's why he's a really happy man then!

  • I like your other one better. It's funnier, it's about a mermaid granting wishes.

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

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