Another gudun?

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same village. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family who all congratulated him on his retirement, thanked him for his years of service, and sent... show more It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the mail through all kinds of weather to the same village.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the
whole family who all congratulated him on his retirement, thanked him
for his years of service, and sent him on his way with a gift token
for £100.

The second house gave him a case of fine 20 year-old Scotch whisky.

The people in the third house gave him a wonderful fishing rod and
reel and all the tackle.

At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a beautiful woman in a
revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, brought him in, closed
the door and gently led him upstairs to the bedroom where she blew his
mind with the most passionate love making that he had ever experienced.

When he couldn't take any more, she went downstairs and prepared him a
giant breakfast of sausages, eggs and bacon and a cup of
freshly-brewed tea. She brought the whole lot up to the bedroom and
served him breakfast in bed.

After he had eaten, she poured him a cup of fresh coffee. While she
was pouring he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cup.

All this was too wonderful for words , he said but what's the Fiver
for?

Well , she said, last night I told my husband that today was your last
day and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what
to give you

He said, 'F **k him. Give him a fiver.'
The breakfast was my idea.
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