Is this joke about a PRIEST & a RABBI funny?
The priest said to the rabbi,"Surely this is God's doing! He must've meant for us to be friends!" and hugged the rabbi.
The rabbi said to the priest, "You are absolutely right! Here, I have an unopened bottle of fine wine! Let's celebrate this miracle!" The rabbi handed the bottle to the priest and the priest took a couple of swigs and handled the bottle back to the rabbi.
The rabbi took the bottle and put the cap back on it and closed it. The priest looked at the rabbi and said, "Aren't you going to have a sip also?"
The rabbi replied, "NAW. I'LL JUST WAIT FOR THE POLICE!"