What are the funniest pick-up lines you've ever heard?

1) I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? 2) If you were a booger, I'd pick you! 3) I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right! 4) You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my porsche! 5) Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes! 6) Are you tired, 'cause you've... show more 1) I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
2) If you were a booger, I'd pick you!
3) I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right!
4) You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my porsche!
5) Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes!
6) Are you tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
7) Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get!
8) I have skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?
9) *you sneeze* I would say god bless you, but it looks like he already did!

My favorite!

10) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


haha!
Update: can someone star this question? it makes me happy! :D
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