Anonymous asked in HealthGeneral Health CareInjuries · 1 decade ago

how to get a black eye intentionally and almost painfully?

i reely need it


i punched my self loads of time but the thing aint prominent enough...

Update 2:

and no.........why annoy a stallion????huh?

Update 3:

ok...u ppl talked me out of it.

i dont think i want a shiner now.

thnx anyway.all of ya

keep submitting answers though

i gotta pik a best one

Update 4:

im a quitter!!!

9 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Take something like a wrench or the round handle end of a bat, and make sure you have it aimed just right so you don't hit your eyeball and firmly tap it on the top and bottom of your eye socket, the bone swells easy around your eye. And this won't hurt as bad as having someone else do it since you can control the force you put into it. If it doesn't turn black enough for you, draw a small line of "eyeliner" on the top and bottom of your eye socket and then smear it really good around your eye.

    Good luck, hope it looks realistic.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Why in the world do you want a black eye? I had one and was in a bar in New Orleans and a man came up, kissed me on the head and told me that was the cutest black eye he'd ever seen! It stayed for 6 weeks! Believe me, it's nothing something I wanted or needed! Use makeup!

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    first you have to punch your self in the face 100 times if that doesn't work you can

    keep on annoying a bully and if there is no bully you wont have a black eye

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  • 1 decade ago

    have someone punch you in the eye. or my cousin fell onto a coffee table once and gave herself a massive black eye!

  • 1 decade ago

    well go n pick a fight (annpy sum1 dat h8s u)

    if u dun wanna do dat ask sum1 to punch u in da eye

    if u dun wanna do dat go find urself a really good makeup artist n ask dem to do it 4 u


  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Stand behind a stallion and tickle its gonads. Brace yourself for the kick, it'll knock you off your feet.

  • 5 years ago

    Somethings wrong with you, I like it.

  • 1 decade ago

    ill punch u if u want :-)

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