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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

ok folks last one so how about some jack and jill rhymes question is groan or funny?

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water.

Jill forgot to take the pill,

So now they've got a daughter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

For just an itty bitty.

Jill's now two months overdue,

And Jack has left the city.

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill,

Each with a quarter.

Jill came down with fifty cents;

Do you think they went for water?

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down on top of Jill

And now they have another daughter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

With a keg of brandy

Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed

Now it's Jack, Jill and Andy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

To smoke a little leaf.

Jack got high,

Pulled down his fly,

And Jill said,

"Where's the beef!"

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

And planned to do some kissing.

Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ***

And now two of his front teeth are missing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

For a bit of hanky panky

Jill came back

With a very sore crack

Jack must have been a Yankee.

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  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    Good ones Chris.!!!

    Cheers mate.!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Jack and Jill went up the Hill

    to have alot of fun

    stupid Jill

    forgot her pill

    and now they've got a son

  • 1 decade ago

    Dont forget to add this one to your collection, Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick jill's fanny, jack got a shock And a mouthful of **** cos jill's a bloody tranny!

  • Nice 1's.

    My favourites are;

    Incy wincy spider climbed up the water spout.

    Dow came the rain and washed the spider out.

    Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain,

    but Incy Wincy spider had buggered off to Spain.

    or

    Two little dickie birds sitting on the wall.

    One named Peter, the other named Paul.

    Fly away Peter, fly away Paul.

    Come back Peter,

    Oh, he's hit the bloody wall!!!

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  • poppy1
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Hahahahahahaha Chris,

    Well Done My Friend I Loved them all..A Star Chris..

    A Friend,

    poppy1

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    cute

    jack and jill

    went up the hill

    to fecth some marrijjana

    jcak got high

    and dropped his fly

    and said do u want some

    jill said yes

    and dropped her dress

    and had a little fun

    nauthy jill

    fogot her pill

    and had a little one

  • 1 decade ago

    loved every single one!!!

    my friend sent the 1st one to me a while back, which was lucky cos I'd nearly forgotten to take mine lolz!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i didn't know that Jack and Jill were so naughty!!

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

  • anna
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    hahahahaha

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