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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

ok folks last few funny yes or no?

Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A: Beat it - we're closed.

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?

A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?

A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?

A: She's withholding evidence.

Q: What's the definition of macho?

A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "I'll hear the oldest first." The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Q. Why don't women have any brains?

A. Because they don't have penises to keep them in

What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.

If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive through windows.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette? The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    ROTFLMHineyO!!!!!

    OH my side HURTS!!!

    :)

  • poppy1
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Hi Chris,

    Hahahahahahahaha..That woke me up it's after 1:00am here

    Thanks for the laugh. Here's a Star My Friend.

    A Friend,

    poppy1

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thesea re very funny. except the alst one corvettes are amazing

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  • xyz
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Star awarded, thanks.

    Yes, very funny indeed.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Keep 'em coming, & have a star

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny!HA

    ...for the second time to read it is Very Good..

    HA..

  • 1 decade ago

    some very funny jokes here.

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    Good ones Chris.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Cheers mate.!!

  • 1 decade ago

    These are GREAT!!! Very funny :o)

    "lie to me"... hehe

  • 1 decade ago

    v gd

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha funny...loves them...LOL

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