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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

morning folks some for the kids to start question is are these funny?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?

A rash of good luck!

What do you get when you cross a cheetah & a hamburger?

Fast Food!

What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?

A Hawaiian Punch!

What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?

A convertible with a big trunk!

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mosquito?

A very itchy neck!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow?

Roost beef!

What do you get when you cross Batman & Robin with a steamroller?

Flatman & Ribbon!

What do you get when you cross a clown with a goat?

A Silly Billy!

What do you get when you cross a bank with a skunk?

Dollars and scents!

What do you get when you cross oatmeal & ducks?

Quacker oatmeal!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    hehehehehehe! loved them all hun!

  • 4 years ago

    Hi Chris, Hahaha.. First is funny but i don't know if the kiddies will like the second one. Here's a Star My Friend. A Friend, poppy1

  • 1 decade ago

    lol,

    What do you get when you cross Batman & Robin with a steamroller?

    Flatman & Ribbon!

    lmao

  • poppy1
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Hi Chris,

    Lol Lol These are all Great the kids will Love these My Friend..A Star for you for a well done job..

    A Friend,

    poppy1

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  • 1 decade ago

    I liked them I think they are good party jokes

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol my kids are lovin these. Have a star :)

  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny! lol

  • xyz
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    LOL, loved them and they are good.

    Star and thank you.

  • 1 decade ago

    Wonderful!!!!

    LOL!!!

    :)

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    please answer http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ak...

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