How do you deal with "PESKY TELEMARKETERS"?

What do you say to them? I find that if you just ingnore the call, they will keep calling. Here are some of my answers to get them to remove my phone # If they are offering a free trip, I tell them I'm under house arrest for the next 9 months. If they are offering a lower rate mortgage, I tell them... show more What do you say to them? I find that if you just ingnore the call, they will keep calling.

Here are some of my answers to get them to remove my phone #
If they are offering a free trip, I tell them I'm under house arrest for the next 9 months.

If they are offering a lower rate mortgage, I tell them "can you beat 2.765% (which you know they can't)

If they ask for me (and I know they are selling something) I will reply with, "hold on, I think he is still in shcok treatment, and can't take calls at this time"!

So what are your answers to this problem.
PS I know about the do not call thing, but they have found ways around it.
Update: Hey NickyNaw, can I borrow the kids?
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