Pho Love asked in SportsBasketball · 1 decade ago

NBA all time ugly team?

Form your NBA all time ugly team. You can mix and match the ugliest basketball players from the past, present, or future. The requirement is two guards, two forwards, and a center.

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  • JR
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    You want an All-Ugly Starting Lineup. You got one.

    PG – Sam Cassell (the only consensus choice in the house)

    http://www.dadsclan.com/2004/sam_cassell_alien.gif

    SG – Nick Van Exel (Sam Cassell #2)

    http://espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/hot_van_exel.jpg

    SF – Dennis Rodman (too many damn piercings on his face)

    http://blog.choc.fr/images/actualites/avril2007/20...

    PF – Popeye Jones (the second most popular choice)

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/391311840_16bef...

    C – Greg Oden (20 going on 80 years old)

    http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070928/2007_0...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sam Cassell

    Michael Cooper

    Scottie Pippen

    Dennis Rodman

    George Muresan/Manute Bol

  • 1 decade ago

    Center- Dikemba Mutombo

    Power Forward- Keivn Willis

    Small Forward- Scotie pippen

    Shooting Gaurd- Reggie Miller

    Point Gaurd- Sam (I am) Cassell

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    PG: Sam Cassell

    SG: Sasha Pavlovic

    SF: Jerome Williams

    PF: Michael Ruffin

    C: DeSagana Diop

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  • 1 decade ago

    How about:

    Manute Bol at center

    Billy Paultz at forward (1970-1985)

    Larry Bird at forward

    Slick Watts at guard (1974-1979)

    Dennis Rodan (all around ugly)

  • pg. Sam Cassell

    sg. Dennis Johnson (although he is a pg).

    sf. Popeye Jones

    pf. Kevin McKhale

    C. Robert Parish

  • 1 decade ago

    PG-Sam Cassell

    SG-???

    SF-Larry Bird

    PF-Dennis Rodman

    C-Greg Oden

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If we were to nominate an entire team, I'd take the mid 80's Celtics.

    Larry "Hayseed" Bird

    Kevin "Frankenstein" McHale

    Robert "Chief" Parrish (actually kind of handsome when he smiled but when he had that scowl on, which was always, he was pretty nasty"

    Dennis Johnson (wtf was that all over his face???)

    Danny Ainge (when Ainge is considered the "cute" one you know you're talking about an ugly crew)

    Bill "wild man" Walton (Sixth man, can substitute for Parrish to increase the ugliness at crunch time)

    That's a pretty ugly crew. I'm not sure of any players who could displace any of them.

    http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/A...

  • 3 years ago

    i wish that photograph of gasol's isn't altered, hahahaha! i agree, chris kaman is the worst finding white dude ever in an NBA court docket... what's with the mullet while he already has a bald spot smack interior the midst of his noggin? he's like an albino... XD greg oden's %became hilarious too, he looks constipated. jin does not even prefer a face warp for that mug shot.. XD

  • 1 decade ago

    C Earl Boykins lol

    PF spudd webb

    SF nate robinson

    SG Yao Ming lol (no handles)

    PG Shaq (lmao)

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