NBA all time ugly team?

Question

Form your NBA all time ugly team. You can mix and match the ugliest basketball players from the past, present, or future. The requirement is two guards, two forwards, and a center.

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

You want an All-Ugly Starting Lineup. You got one.

PG – Sam Cassell (the only consensus choice in the house)

http://www.dadsclan.com/2004/sam_cassell_alien.gif

SG – Nick Van Exel (Sam Cassell #2)

http://espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/hot_van_exel.jpg

SF – Dennis Rodman (too many damn piercings on his face)

http://blog.choc.fr/images/actualites/avril2007/20...

PF – Popeye Jones (the second most popular choice)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/391311840_16bef...

C – Greg Oden (20 going on 80 years old)

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070928/2007_0...

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Answer 2

Sam Cassell

Michael Cooper

Scottie Pippen

Dennis Rodman

George Muresan/Manute Bol

Answer 3

Center- Dikemba Mutombo

Power Forward- Keivn Willis

Small Forward- Scotie pippen

Shooting Gaurd- Reggie Miller

Point Gaurd- Sam (I am) Cassell

Answer 4

PG: Sam Cassell

SG: Sasha Pavlovic

SF: Jerome Williams

PF: Michael Ruffin

C: DeSagana Diop

Answer 5

How about:

Manute Bol at center

Billy Paultz at forward (1970-1985)

Larry Bird at forward

Slick Watts at guard (1974-1979)

Dennis Rodan (all around ugly)

Answer 6

pg. Sam Cassell

sg. Dennis Johnson (although he is a pg).

sf. Popeye Jones

pf. Kevin McKhale

C. Robert Parish

Answer 7

PG-Sam Cassell

SG-???

SF-Larry Bird

PF-Dennis Rodman

C-Greg Oden

Answer 8

If we were to nominate an entire team, I'd take the mid 80's Celtics.

Larry "Hayseed" Bird

Kevin "Frankenstein" McHale

Robert "Chief" Parrish (actually kind of handsome when he smiled but when he had that scowl on, which was always, he was pretty nasty"

Dennis Johnson (wtf was that all over his face???)

Danny Ainge (when Ainge is considered the "cute" one you know you're talking about an ugly crew)

Bill "wild man" Walton (Sixth man, can substitute for Parrish to increase the ugliness at crunch time)

That's a pretty ugly crew. I'm not sure of any players who could displace any of them.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/A...

Answer 9

i wish that photograph of gasol's isn't altered, hahahaha! i agree, chris kaman is the worst finding white dude ever in an NBA court docket... what's with the mullet while he already has a bald spot smack interior the midst of his noggin? he's like an albino... XD greg oden's %became hilarious too, he looks constipated. jin does not even prefer a face warp for that mug shot.. XD

Answer 10

C Earl Boykins lol

PF spudd webb

SF nate robinson

SG Yao Ming lol (no handles)

PG Shaq (lmao)