Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

an irish joke funny or not?

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....

"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

"Incredible"he says, "there is a $20 note lodged up here."

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a $10 note appears.

"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"

"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! "shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another etc.....

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?"

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "$1,990 exactly."

"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman

(Wait for it...........scroll down.)

"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."

34 Answers

  • poppy1
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    HahahahahahahahaHehehehehehehehe Chris,

    Nothing better than a good Irish joke My Friend..

    Here another Star.. Keep them coming..

    A Friend,


  • 4 years ago

    This depends on the object of the humor, and the type of humor... 30 years ago they were mostly Polish jokes due to Knights in armor on horseback and Lance fighting German Panzer tanks in the early days of World War two... There are several types of humor... I can enjoy all of them if they are not used to belittle by biggots... and some of the most biggoted of jokes have been told to me by those the joke is intended to belittle... A case in point.... A cute little joke... Do you know why the Dear Lord made the "Shetland Pony"? So Mexican Cowboys could have a LOWRIDER!!! This joke was shared with me by a Mexican Cowboy, who told me at the time that it was by far the cutiest biggioted joke he had ever herd! ME! .

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago


  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

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  • 1 decade ago

    I think it was great lol...Thanks a lot.

    Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

    "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".

    "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

    "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."

    There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

    "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."

    "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.

    Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

    "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

    "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"

    "Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

  • 1 decade ago

    Why would an Irish person have Dollar$ stuck up their ARS€.

    Irish people don't use dollar$. Our currency is called €uro. Get it right.

  • 1 decade ago

    class, but heres another

    people having a fancy dress party based on feelings,

    first knock on the door

    this persoin is covered in pink feathers, and says.

    'im tikkled pink'

    another knock at the door

    this person is wearing all green,and says

    ' im green with envy'

    another knock at the door,

    its an irishman completely naked with his dick in a bowl of custard, he says ' im ******* discusted '

    Source(s): my brain
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL thats cute, but I bet that how much he will have to pay the doctor for looking... kinda ironic

  • 1 decade ago

    paddy and wife in bed next doors dog wont stop barking he goes downstairs to sort it out ten minutes later he goes back to bed wife says sorted he says yes she says what you done he replies put it in our garden see how they like it

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahaha lol

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