Ha that's a damn good one. A wealthy businessman once went to African safari with his dog.When the man was sleeping in the tent, the dog was wondering near the tent. After walking for sometime the dog found that he has lost in deep inside jungle and also there's a leopard following him for a long while. The dog understood that running is not a solution coz the leopard will surely take him down in seconds. So the dog kept walking, soon he found some bones on ground, so he sat there and started chewing them, The leopard thought its a g8 opportunity so he started running towards the dog. The dog kept chewing the bones until he sensed that the leopard is right behind him and is going to jump on him, the dog said in a clear voice,"ohh, what a great leopard that was. i wish i could get one more!" Obviously leopard heard it and stopped right in middle of air and thought, "ohh, it was a close catch, the dog would have eaten me too", then the leopard ran away. A monkey was watching all this show. and he went to leopard to tell him the true story. Leopard got furious and told monkey to sit on his back, he'll show him what happens to oversmart dogs. So the monkey sat on his back and they ran towards the dog. On the way to tent back the dog saw that the leopard is coming towards him with monkey on his back, dog understood what monkey has done. Again dog sat right on his place and waited for the leopard and monkey to come closer. When they were too close to hear, Dog said,"Ohh, where's that ******* monkey that I had sent to get me a leopard, i m so hungry!" U can understand what must have happened to monkey. The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a University of Alabama Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Auburn University in Alabama. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu." The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem: "Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two Destination-Timbuktu." The audience went wild! How they wondered could the redneck top that? The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped up and recited: "Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu."