I have a phobia of stickers....?

...yet there is no name for it! will you make one up for me? Something more inventive than stickerphobia, i'd feel better about it if it had a name!! 10 points for best on!
Update: I am not joking, i know its completely irrational but it's been going on for as long as i can remember. Apple and other fruit stickets are the worst!! I panic if someone tries to stick one on me.
Update 2: Oh My gosh! i'm so glad there are people like me! People alwasy tease me by putting stickers on their faces and stuff, i dont find it funny, its sick! A guy i once knew chewed up and swallowed an apple sticker, that was about 12 years ago and it still freaks me out!!
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