Phone a "Blonde Friend"?

A blonde goes on "Who wants to be a Millionaire."

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........





Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."


Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:





Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: " had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."


That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns

to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

19 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, i was expecting her to say because the cuckoo is inside the clock, because shes blonde, but i didnt know that was the answer lol. good one!

  • 1 decade ago

    Wow was she ever lucky!! Never ask a blonde a serious question your bound to get a stupid answer!! I should know!! lol ♥

  • Susan
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Gotta love the blonde jokes!! LOL!!

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  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Lmao great one! thx for the laughs this morning, loved this one


  • 1 decade ago

    LOL. I kiinda saw that one coming. Still funny though.

  • mhiaa
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    That's funny! It's a good joke when I can't figure out the punchline! And it's sooo cute!!! Thanks! Can't wait to email it to all my friends!

  • 1 decade ago

    that's way to long of a joke for that punch line.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha thats so funny lol did u make that up :)

  • 1 decade ago

    nice that's share worthy

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