- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
抱歉 . . .
2008-02-04 13:57:02 補充：
2008-02-04 13:57:24 補充：
Once a mother called her son and said, 'Dear , yesterday there were two pieces of cake and today there's only one'.
'Sorry, mum,' replied the boy,
'it was so dark that I did not see the other!'
2008-02-04 13:57:39 補充：
Q. What do you call an angle that got in a car crash?
A. A rectangle
A. 長方形。Source(s): 網路+自己, 網路+自己, 網路+自己, 網路+自己
- 1 decade ago
A long time ago, there was a country with animals in it.
One day, Dog, Cat, Turkey are talking about there trip.
( In Dog's house...... )
D : Tomorrow is our trip, I'm so happy about it because it's our first time
to leave our country.
C : Yeah, we're all excited about it.
( Tomorrow morning, when there were on the trip...... )
T : I'm hungry now, can we get something to eat first?
There are many delicious food in that house.
C : Right, we haven't eaten for many hours.
( After they got in, they have a great lunch ...... )W=waiter
W : There are three hundred dollars.
D, C, T : Dollers??
W : Yeah, three hundred dollars.
T : What is dollars??
( In animals country, they don't need money. )
W : Everything needs money, don't you have money?
T : Can we instead other things of money?
( That waiter left for a long time and came ...... )
W : Turkey give us, and you can go.
D : Sorry, Turkey, good luck.
T : What?!
C : I'll miss you.
( And Turkey was cooked by the cookers.
It became "Delicious Turkey" for everyone to eat. )
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