Aliens tracking me with laser beams?

I've long believed that the aliens are tracking me with laser beams from orbit above planet earth. I saw 7 UFOs flying in formation about 8 years ago. I often hide in my bathroom because I think it is safer there than outside. I often wear a pot on my head to shield myself from being vaporized by their... show more I've long believed that the aliens are tracking me with laser beams from orbit above planet earth. I saw 7 UFOs flying in formation about 8 years ago. I often hide in my bathroom because I think it is safer there than outside. I often wear a pot on my head to shield myself from being vaporized by their lasers.

What should I do about this?

Paul
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