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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Insurance Claims true!?

Insurance Claims

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of their accidents.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! That is Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Star for you Sweetie!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian...

    Good decision making Pal.... (Shakes Head)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."

    You see how some people are sensitive? xD

    Have a star! *

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. that"s me to a t..very good luved them!

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  • 4 years ago

    I rear-ended a car this morning So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and stuff just seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it, the other driver was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?' .. . . and that's when the fight started

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He he he Im an insurance claim administrator so its all familiar!!

    Btw that truck was quite persistant!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha, that was, so far, the best thing I read today.

    Thanks for the laugh.

  • candle
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    All of those drivers live in my town.

    Funny excuses.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The last one was the best. I almost pissed my pants.

  • 1 decade ago

    I luv my gated Community....lol

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