Ok, here's the scoop:
Senor Elices' semester exam was the hardest goddamned thing in the world, and all his kids have had major headaches from it.
The "crazy kid" in school (Get this, he's so insane, he was SCREAMING "death to america" this morning to random people, in an attempt to sound like a terrorist) asked me out. EWWW! So I told him, I needed a day to pray (I'm the religious kid in school), when honestly I needed a day to think. I told him, that I'd go one ONE date with him, and later I texted my friend Emily, that I REALLY didn't like the crazy kid. But, I didn't know the crazy kid had her phone, so he got it. Hahahahaha! It's safe to say now, that I AM FREE!!! WOOT!!!
Emma and Erik (the Viking man we call him) were caught making out at school, and the teacher said, "You guys need to stop studying."
There was a rumour apparently started by some stupid junior, that a math teacher went to go get a boob job (she took a week off from school to go get surgery).
This girl Nicole apparently is a total wh*re, because she let some guy finger her at lunch, and she had a nervous breakdown because she didn't have a boyfriend for a week. Now, she has a new boyfriend and they spend lunch making out in a back room in the library.
Last, but not least,
ALLEY (that is me) IS SOOOO HAPPY SHE'S SINGLE!
And for some reason, everyone is really concerned why I'm so happy to be single.