Wild Kidnapping..?

A husband returns home from work one night to discover that his wife is missing. He spends the next two days looking for her, only to come home on the second night and find his spouse sitting in the kitchen, eating some pasta.

You're alive! he cries. Where have you been all this time?

These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week, she replies.

But you've only been gone two days

Yeah, am just here to get something to eat.

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  • ....
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    I like it. Very good.

  • 1 decade ago

    Beauty!

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh brilliant!!

    Laughed my sox off at that one!!

    LOL!! 10/10 + *

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    really funny lol

    have a star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very good

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    10/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha

  • Nova
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    sounds like the hubby should take some more time for his wifey...

  • 1 decade ago

    that's a very funny joke!star for you!

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