Wild Kidnapping..?

Question

A husband returns home from work one night to discover that his wife is missing. He spends the next two days looking for her, only to come home on the second night and find his spouse sitting in the kitchen, eating some pasta.

You're alive! he cries. Where have you been all this time?

These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week, she replies.

But you've only been gone two days

Yeah, am just here to get something to eat.

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

I like it. Very good.

Answer 2

Beauty!

Answer 3

Funny!

Answer 4

Oh brilliant!!

Laughed my sox off at that one!!

LOL!! 10/10 + *

Answer 5

really funny lol

have a star

Answer 6

Very good

Answer 7

ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

10/10

Answer 8

ha ha ha

Answer 9

sounds like the hubby should take some more time for his wifey...

Answer 10

that's a very funny joke!star for you!