Priest, minister and rabbi joke?

There's a small town with a Catholic church, a Evangelical church and a Jewish temple. So as not to offend the congregations, the local school wanted all 3 men of the cloth to dedicate the new schoolbus. The Catholic priest sprinked Holy water on the bus and blessed the bus. The Minister gave a short prayer... show more There's a small town with a Catholic church, a Evangelical church and a Jewish temple. So as not to offend the congregations, the local school wanted all 3 men of the cloth to dedicate the new schoolbus. The Catholic priest sprinked Holy water on the bus and blessed the bus. The Minister gave a short prayer and dedicated the bus. The Rabbi walked around to the back of the bus and cut off 3 inches off the exhaust pipe.
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