BIG PEOPLE Words?!?

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."

She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you

read?"

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with

great pride and said, "Winnie the S H ! T."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Dude, that is HILARIOUS! OMG I am so telling everyone I know that joke!

    LOL

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  • 1 decade ago

    Lmao! Serves the kindergarten teacher right!

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  • omg, lmao!!! since the beggining of the joke i started to hate that teacher and that little alex did what i would've done!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    a funny one

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahaha! Good one.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Not poor Winnie, your mean. lol

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    heard that one before but still is cute didnt stop me from laughing though:)

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  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAH i was thinking, wheres she going with this one? then POW punchline. good job.

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL! Nice one!

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  • BILL
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Now that was funny

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