Kitchen Timer?

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in; She turned and said,

You've got to make love to me this very moment."

His eyes lit up and he thought,

"This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her

and then gave it his all;

right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said,


and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked,

"What was that all about?"

She explained,

"The egg timer's broken."

18 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Nice joke ha ha ha ,,,,

  • ....
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago


  • 1 decade ago

    Lol Honey I loved that,here have a

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thats a cracker.

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  • JOHN B
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    What great joke, liked it so much, i've just binned ours!

    I think i still remember what to do.

  • 1 decade ago

    its ok but sort of like dumb u know u have got to add a little more and make it more interesting

  • 1 decade ago

    Ouch! Used again! lol.

  • puma
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol thats me but mine include forepaly AND oral hehe

  • Panos
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago


    fast food lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh my Oh my Oh my!!!!

    poor guy!!!

    laughing by myself!!!


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