She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought,
"This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
and then gave it his all;
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
"What was that all about?"
"The egg timer's broken."
- Anonymous1 decade agoBest Answer
Nice joke ha ha ha ,,,,
- ....Lv 61 decade ago
- WonderstarLv 61 decade ago
Lol Honey I loved that,here have a star.xxx
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Thats a cracker.
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- JOHN BLv 71 decade ago
What great joke, liked it so much, i've just binned ours!
I think i still remember what to do.
- 1 decade ago
its ok but sort of like dumb u know u have got to add a little more and make it more interesting
- larry m♥Lv 71 decade ago
Ouch! Used again! lol.
- pumaLv 41 decade ago
lol thats me but mine include forepaly AND oral hehe
- PanosLv 61 decade ago
fast food lol
- BabetteLv 61 decade ago
Oh my Oh my Oh my!!!!
laughing by myself!!!