Yo blonde momma is crazy for facts?

Does anybody have some good yo momma or blonde jokes or crazy facts? Here are a few for you if you have any just post them in your answer. "3 girls one brunette one red head and one blonde walked into the execution room to be shot for commiting murder, The red head walked in, the men said "READY ... show more Does anybody have some good yo momma or blonde jokes or crazy facts? Here are a few for you if you have any just post them in your answer.

"3 girls one brunette one red head and one blonde walked into the execution room to be shot for commiting murder, The red head walked in, the men said "READY AIM" and the red head said "TORNADO" The men dropped there guns and ran off the next one went in the men said "READY AIM" and the brunette said "TIDAL WAVE!" They dropped there guns and ran the last girl went in and the men said "READY AIM" And the blonde said "FIRE!"

yo mmma is so white that in winter she has to wear dark colours so you dont lose her

yo momma is so black that when she went to night school they counted her absent

yo momma is so dislekzik she misspelled dyslexic

Americans spend almost 6 months of the year waiting at traffic lights

the 5 most common used words are "Like, the, cool, um, and oh."

Have a good day, Luv Jennifer ^_^
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