Yo mom is so dumb she stole a free sample.
Yo mom is so fat she eats all day.
Yo mom is so ugly she went to a plastic surgeon and he commit suicide.
Yo mom is so annoying she pissed herself off.
Yo mom is so fat when you poke her with a needle she goes PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her *** and thought she was makin' a booty call.
Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Yo mama is so hairy that she has to part the hair on her butt in order to go to the bathroom.
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ''Stop that Twinkie!''
Yo' mama is so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!
Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama so fat, that she walked in front of the TV when 60 minutes was starting... and those watching it missed half of the show....
Yo mama so fat, that when she farts, Home Land Security locks down the area and tests for WMD's...
Yo mama so ugly that if Cheney ever invited her to go shooting with him, he would shoot HIMSELF in the face...
Yo mama so fat that the Japanese whaling fleet has been stalking her for years...
Yo mama so fat..... well, because she is YO mama! If I had a kid like you, I'd eat to forget as well!
Yo mama so insane that she voted for Bush... TWICE!