They walk among us, AND reproduce!....funny ?

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were... show more Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his
old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it
saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person
looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people
were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be
true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale
$50." The next day someone stole it.
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate
agent which direction was north because, he explained,
he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,
and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh,
I don't keep up with that stuff."
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Update: I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now, " she asked me, "has your plane arrived... show more I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.
So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there
that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. "Now, " she asked me, "has your plane
arrived yet?"...
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