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Kat asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Do you know your state motto?


Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat .

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything.

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia: We Put The Fun IN Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.

Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S."

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That 's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's

Michigan: First Line Of Defense>From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else.

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers And Poker!!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What 's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet.

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee : The Edyoocashun State

Texas: How ‘bout them Cowboys

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Ay, Yep

Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix??

Washington: We Have More Rain Than You Do

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared

11 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    haha....live in Nevada....and that's just about right.

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha! I love Ohio's!

    Go Bucks!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Live in Wisconsin, motto is "Forward" pretty easy to remember.

  • Widgi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I feel sorry for the Sheep in Wyoming...

    Really funny!

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  • 1 decade ago

    That was hilarious!! I'm from North Carolina.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    MICHIGAN- If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you


  • 1 decade ago

    haha im from NY, i think New Jersey and New York's mottos' should be switched lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    i dont kno my state motto but found this interesting! have a star!

  • Ace
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I live in Minnesota, and sorry to say that's not true.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that was effin great :) i'm from ohio

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