Nurse Joke, worth a star or not folks?

95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital. He turns up two days later with empty jar. Nurse asks why no sample? He says sorry but i tried with my right hand,then with my left! Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth,first with her teeth in, then... show more 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital.

He turns up two days later with empty jar.

Nurse asks why no sample?

He says sorry but i tried with my right hand,then with my left!

Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth,first with her teeth in, then with them out.

Then we got Ethel from next door to try! but it was no good we just couldn't get the lid off the jar!!!
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