Applying for a Job...funny?

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    LMAO!! That's hilarious! *star*

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    I liked it. Reminds me of the Jack in the Box commercial with the annoying "new guy" who keeps interrupting Jack. Finally Jack gets on the intercom and says "Get the new guy..." he interrupts and says "a corner office" and Jack says "a severance package." LOL That one really cracks me up!

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  • 6 years ago

    it's not funny when you're actually looking for a job and it's the only answer you get for a long time.

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  • 1 decade ago

    thats funny

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  • Pd
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    1 decade ago

    Hehe, and that is how you lost the first chance right? J/K

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That made me laugh a little.

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    10/10

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  • 1 decade ago

    Bad to the bone. lol.

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  • 1 decade ago

    OMGoodness!! Thats funny!!

    I may have to steal this one!!!

    so funny!!!

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