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Woman having twins?

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Funny...but I have heard this one many times over the years already.

    thanks for sharing a smile, anyway.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I have one for YOU! ... A traveling salesman knocks on a door. A little boy, bout 7 or 8, answers the door smoking a pipe and drinking a martini dressed in a silk smoking jacket. The salesman asks,"Little boy, are your parents at home?" to which the little boy replies,"And just what the heck do YOU think?"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Its good but you gotta say that juan is pronounced one otherwise its just weird!

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  • 1 decade ago

    good 1 i shall be using that at the dinner table this xmas!

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol! so funny love it i am totally going to tell my friends that!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Good one!

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha oh man.

    that's priceless.

    star for you (:

    merry christmas

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol this one got me in stitches *

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    funny!

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  • very funny..lol

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