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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Is this a funny joke?

There are no Jehovah's Witnesses on Sicily. Cosa Nostra doesn't like any kind of witnesses.

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  • TeeM
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    From experiences I've read, the Cosa Nostra highly respect Jehovah's Witnesses because they know they are truly honest people.

    Many have left the Mafia and become JW's and continued to live.

    Many who have left for any other reason, are killed.

    As a joke, I'd rate it fair.

    I prefer the one, about how the government can save money.

    Let Jehovah's Witnesses deliver the mail. They go door to door anyway.

    or how about:

    What is the most scary costume a child can wear on halloweeen?

    Dress up like a Jehovah's Witness, People are always running and hiding when they come to their doors.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Horrible, and false.

    In Sicily there are a lot of witnesses. You can't imagine the number!!

    Really...isn't funny for Italian people...we are something more than Mafia.

    Sorry for my horrible English...

    You can joke over our horrible knowledge of English and foreign languages in general...you can joke for years....

    Source(s): Proudly Italian!
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very GOOD !!!

    Great... The C*osa N*stra

    hates the Camorra tooo.....

    Have a star...

    Aaron.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL that wasa good one ima use a work today.

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  • 1 decade ago

    wack!

    oh, scuse' me,..on sicily that is a verb!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don`t get it

  • 1 decade ago

    ya it is funny. i could tell that one to my friends.

  • 1 decade ago

    yeah, that was funny. i get it.

  • 1 decade ago

    huh huh huh?

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL ! That is pretty good.

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