Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

ok folks off to bed again last one funny or not?

What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?

This will sleigh you.

What do lions sing at Christmas?

Jungle bells!

When is a boat like a pile of snow?

When it's adrift.

What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?

Santaclaustrophobia

How do snowmen get around?

On their icicles.

What does Santa call reindeer that don't work?

Dinner.

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  • Best Answer

    lol..funny ones

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    L O L 10/10 x

  • 1 decade ago

    Heyahh

    Loving Those Jokes My Siblings Do Too LooL

    Thanks You've Just Brightened My Day LoooL

    Merry Christmas

    Happy 2008 =]=]=]

  • 4 years ago

    Hi Chris, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...I am laughing my head off.. Poor old woman doesn't know what she is getting into.. Hang like a Horse isn't my style.. Lol A Friend, poppy1

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very funny

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    Good ones Chris so 10/10.!!!

    Got me smiling.!!!

    Great victory for Arsenal against Blackburn tonight.!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    I especially like the last one

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL!

    those are funny

    have a star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    funny... 10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    10/10

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