If a ship is sinking with attractive and average looking people on it, who should get the first life jackets?

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Update:

of course cats will get the first ones

Answer 1

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In order of priority,

1. Largest breasts

2. Largest viking horns

3. um... I can't think of any other people worth saving

Answer 2

The average people, because the good looking people probably would be too afraid the life jacket wouldn't match their outfit! lol

Answer 3

Brilliant!

Answer 4

it doesn't matter, just form a line and get as many people off the boat

Answer 5

In order: Cats, then extrordinarily good looking, then very wealthy, then very good looking, then good looking, then pots and pans, etc.

Answer 6

Those at the front of the line.

Answer 7

Looks don't matter, and children should go first.

Answer 8

the average people, the world doesn't need stuck up bitches anymore

Answer 9

the ones who can't swim, and cats

Answer 10

Whoever wins after they finish fighting........