Pd
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Pd asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Do you know how to have?

A man walked up to a farm house and knocks on the door, a woman opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question the woman screamed at him and told him to leave.Later that evening, the woman told her husband of the incident. He said he'd stay home the following day just in case the man returned.Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex, she replied, "Sure, I do! Why do you ask?"

"Good," said the man at the door, "give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Damn, I sure didn't see that one comin'!

    HaHa

  • 1 decade ago

    thank god tht the husband was holding the gun or it will end with BANG BANG hahahahaha good one

  • Samijo
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Pd where do you get these jokes? LOL too funny !! ~te te teh!~

  • 4mom
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    ~gasp, Mouth falls open.. chin hits the floor !~

    OH man.

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha..lolz

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    ROFLMAO

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