How quick boys get confused by beautiful girls?

A young man moved into a new flat of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the

mailboxes, wearing just a negligee, The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him.

As they talked, her negligee slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor lad broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment,...... I hear someone coming.' He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?' Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Update:

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at my breasts; they are full and totally natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered ... 'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Good one!!!Keep up the funny work!!!Its friday and its well worth it!!! Have a star

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny and suggestive at the same time, lol. Nice joke, I guess.

  • Rick T
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    That is funny, I'll use that!

    You get a Star!!

  • 1 decade ago

    i thought something was going to pop up like that, that was cute, have a star.

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  • 1 decade ago

    ewwww nasty...and a little funny too

  • J
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    lol a bit crude?

  • 1 decade ago

    my new joke of the day!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats great!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    loved it!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    *!

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