How quick boys get confused by beautiful girls?
mailboxes, wearing just a negligee, The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him.
As they talked, her negligee slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor lad broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment,...... I hear someone coming.' He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?' Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'
Clearing his throat, he stammered ... 'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me"